Opinions and Satire

The silent Trump voters, long ridiculed and underestimated, have stepped into the light following a historic landslide win in 2024. Once mocked as “deplorables” or “garbage,” these Americans are now proudly wearing MAGA hats, flying Trump flags, and celebrating their shared triumph. No longer cowed by cancel culture, they’re emboldened by strength in numbers and a renewed sense of hope, proving that conservative values are alive, thriving, and ready to take America forward.

Psychological studies indicate conservatives are happier than liberals due to several factors, including a stronger sense of personal responsibility, more optimism about their future, and greater life satisfaction. Conservatives often find comfort in tradition, community, and religious faith, contributing to their overall happiness.

Ah, plastic: the villain du jour of environmentalists worldwide. The rallying cry to ban plastic bags, straws, and even plastic forks grows louder every day, fueled by a seemingly endless loop of activist documentaries, alarming news headlines, and doomsday predictions from NGOs and government entities. This is all despite the fact that US plastics make up a tiny, miniscule of the waste emitted by third world nations across the globe.

Conservatives, especially small business owners, seem to be reaping economic rewards, while liberals find themselves struggling to keep up. This isn’t just a political talking point but a genuine shift in the dynamics of American employment and business culture, with far-reaching social and economic implications for generations to come.

The entrepreneurial dominance of conservatives doesn’t just create wealth—it creates resentment. Deep down, many liberals understand the truth: conservatives hold the keys to America’s economic engine. They build the businesses, take the risks, and reap the rewards, while liberals, often unwilling to embrace the uncertainties of entrepreneurship, find themselves as employees within systems shaped by conservative hands. This knowledge is a bitter pill to swallow, and envy has begun to take root. I am talking about entrepreneurship and not solo-preneurship.

Electric hand dryers are often touted as a green alternative to paper towels in public restrooms. However, they may not be as eco-friendly as believed. Statistics show hand dryers can spread bacteria and use significant energy, challenging their reputation as a superior green choice to paper towels.