
RIP Mainstream Media: Turns Out, Outrage Isn’t a Business Model
The media meltdown is in full swing! Once-glorified anchors—who spent years lecturing America from their multi-million-dollar studios—are now discovering the joys of unemployment. Their next career move? A brave “independent journalism project” no one will read, a podcast nobody asked for, or, if things get really bad, OnlyFans for political commentary. Yesterday, they were sipping soy lattes while preaching about misinformation. Today? They’re filming TikToks under a $15 Amazon ring light, begging for subscribers. Turns out, when your business model is hating the other side, losing your audience is just bad math.