In an age where empathy has become a corporate product, we now measure compassion with dashboards, scorecards, and quarterly reviews. This satire explores a world where feelings are monetized, outrage is outsourced, and sincerity is replaced by performative emotional branding. From Trauma Tuesdays to empathy compliance reports, it exposes the absurdity of a culture that rewards emotional theater while forgetting how to actually connect with another human being.

This essay exposes how modern society manufactures chaos through media-driven outrage, therapeutic culture, collapsing education standards, and elite manipulation. It argues that emotional fragility has replaced responsibility, while institutions exploit fear, grievance, and confusion for profit and control. The result is a population overwhelmed, divided, and easily steered. The article calls for reclaiming sanity through discipline, resilience, grounded families, and the courage to reject manufactured narratives.